Total Medals Earned: 809 (From 108 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,125 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Successfully survive 20 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 40 gaps in one game
Successfully survive 50 gaps in one game
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/390 points)
Complete the 'Deserted Beach' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Forest' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Slime Pit' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Village' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Abandoned Mine' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 2,500 kills with lava.
Complete the 'Mountain Ascent' level on Adventure Mode.
Freeze 2,500 mobs with a Snow Dispenser
Teleport 500 mobs using an Enderpearl Dispenser
Complete the 'Spider Cavern' level on Adventure Mode.
Get 1,000 kills with a Fireball Dispenser.
Use 100 water.
Get 500 kills with Trapdoors.
Complete the 'Underground Ravine' level on Adventure Mode.
Use 25 Iron Bars.
Get 250 kills with TNT.
Get 100 kills with Cacti.
Get 1,000 kills with an Arrow Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with an Egg Dispenser.
Get 1,000 kills with a Slime Dispenser.
Complete the 'Ice Peak' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Stronghold' level on Adventure Mode.
Complete the 'Nether Portal' level on Adventure Mode.
Get to Wave 50 on the Spider Cavern survival map.
Complete the Adventure Mode!
Get to Wave 50 on any Survival Mode game.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/160 points)
Reach level 2 [easy]
First time training
Beat Draiga
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/17 (380/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
ARRGH
Twice the raping power!
SuperFlyCat
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.